Damn it Sasuke
As a Sasuke fan:
As a SasuSaku fan:
As a SasuNaru fan who did not want them to fight:
As a Naruto reader:
// Forget “Call me Ishmael.” or “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”, or even “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” - I will forever defend “The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.” as the best opening line of all time.